New Express Train Route!
Trinity District Station — SCHALE Showers
Designed with the commuter in mind, this route promises a seamless, swift, and comfortable journey across the cityscape. Departing from the historically rich Trinity District, known for its blend of cultural heritage and modern amenities, the train glides through scenic urban vistas before arriving at the SCHALE Showers, a central point for sightseeing.
A commitment to innovation and sustainability
At HARC, we redefine the boundaries of innovation and sustainability—one explosive round at a time. Our pioneering journey isn’t just about moving from point A to point B; it’s about blasting through the mundane to deliver extraordinary commuting experiences. With the world’s first Anti-Aircraft gun mounted atop each train, we ensure that not even Binah limits us. Why settle for mere speed when you can command the horizon?
Our commitment to sustainability is just as robust. Each train recycles the heat generated by AA gun firings to power onboard amenities, ensuring that nothing goes to waste. And in our pursuit of eco-friendly solutions, we remind you that every shell casing ejected is made from 100% recycled materials. We’re not just preparing for the future; we’re making a bold statement that progress is an unstoppable force, perhaps not always silent but always spectacular.
Join us as we pave the way for a greener (like our hair), more secure world—because when it comes to innovation, we literally shoot for Sensei’s ass.
A passion for customer satisfaction
Our professional shupogaki™ caters to a diverse clientele, ranging from thirsty Senseis to Students (who are also thirsty).
Easy Access
Shupogaki™ ensures that boarding the train is as easy as pie – if pie involved a bit of teasing and the occasional prank. Our trains are always at the platform, unless Shupogaki has decided otherwise for a bit of fun. And you know… easy access 😭
Continuous Support
With Shupogaki™ at the helm, continuous support is less of a service and more of an adventure. Whether you’re needing ticket help or just want to complain about the students, our dynamic duo is ready to not really listen but always respond – usually with a cheeky remark or a surprisingly helpful suggestion.
Comfort and Amenities
Expect the unexpected in comfort and amenities. Our seats come in various shapes and sizes, randomly decided by whatever Shupogaki thinks is “in” that day. Enjoy eclectic décor that changes with their moods, and don’t forget to try our snack bar, which exclusively serves [REDACTED].
Innovative Technology
Thanks to Shupogaki™’s unique approach to technology, each train is equipped with whatever gadgets they’ve recently discovered or invented. This might range from high-speed Wi-Fi to an experimental entertainment system that plays [REDACTED] or randomly changes TV channels.
Safety Measures
Safety is no joke on our trains (that’s what Shupogaki™ says, anyway), with top-notch safety measures like the world’s first Anti-Aircraft gun on a train. Additionally, Shupogaki’s unpredictable testing of emergency procedures ensures that every ride is as safe as it is thrilling. We also pre-emtively shoot anyone who approches with our AA gun, whether it’s a plane or another train.
And More…
Every journey with Shupogaki promises a blend of chaos and charm, featuring surprise sensei appearances, spontaneous corrections, and the constant challenge of guessing what will happen next. It’s not just a train ride; it’s an experience crafted by the most whimsically capricious minds in transit.
Meet our team
Our comprehensive suite of professionals caters to a diverse team, ranging from seasoned railway engineers to professional correctors.
Souou
CEO, Highlander Supervision Office
Hikari
Engineering Manager, Central Command Center
Nozomi
Customer Service, Central Command Center
“Grrrhhhhhh i want to rub their heads!!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵😤😤😤😤”
u/KitsuneBuzz
Regular Customer
“Not only do you act dangerously on critical infrastructure 🚃🚃🚃🚃💢💢💢 But you also tease an adult while doing so!!?!?!💢💢💢💢💢💢 SENSEI HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO ACT PROPERLY ON A TRAIN, BY SHOWING YOU HOW HIS TRAIN GOES INTO TUNNELS 🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃💢💢💢💢💢💢 CHOO CHOO”
u/GrittyFingertips
First Time Customer